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  "title": "Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt",
  "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/1uqu6au/decoding_the_obfuscated_bash_script_on_a_uniqlo/",
  "external_url": "https://tris.sherliker.net/blog/obfuscated-self-evaluating-bash-script-by-cdn-akamai-being-supplied-to-consumers-via-retail-stores/",
  "upload_date": "20260708",
  "published_at": "2026-07-08T14:24:12+00:00",
  "transcript": "\n\n--- Top Comments ---\n\n\n[203 upvotes] At one of my first tech jobs, the sales team thought it would be funny to print up a bunch of T-shirts with a message encoded in bytes. \n\nWithout missing a beat every tech person said, “you forgot the spaces between the words”\n\nThe message they put on the shirt: \n\n“ifyoucanreadthis,youmustbeinDevelopment”\n\nNot to be out done we did our own T-shirt: \n\n“If you forget proper punctuation, you must be in sales!” \n\n[72 upvotes] I suppose their Linode acquisition isn't going so well and they're trying to market something somewhat subversive... in ~~Perl~~ bash.\n\n[17 upvotes] Stack overflow thread from 2014 saved me.",
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