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  "title": "HairBench: there’s no AGI till male pattern baldness is reversed",
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  "transcript": "But seriously though with new drug simulation workflows and research ability of frontier models, how much longer do I have to endure😭.\n\n\n\n--- Top Comments ---\n\n\n[102 upvotes] What do you mean? Grok can do it for years \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/h9bk338kw8oh1.png?width=895&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d1392122485675bbe25268d4c28d9fab911fa99\n\n\n\n[79 upvotes] That's ASI, not AGI. \n\n[49 upvotes] https://preview.redd.it/q0amilkmo9oh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca370303e010b85ae212e9cf3efffad5312a9363\n\n[35 upvotes] https://preview.redd.it/w39v35k2z8oh1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf2d473de93bb8fcf9d3c5a024fd1685822831f6\n\nHairBench fits our current timeline",
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